April 2013
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On Proprietary Ownership (A Nursery Rhyme,...
I like that I used to think owning property, meant deep breathing in places I eventually forget if I lost the ability to see. I hoped my insides would move about,  intestines unfurl, bones shaved, lines between head and heart reroute, So the air from seas, stars, and cities could sprawl, and my land would fill me ‘til I grew over every cloud and wall. I imagine I would eventually...
Apr 2nd
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March 2013
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On Weekends
Sometimes, when I lean my head the prescribed amount,  and give you what my older brother told me was the right amount of tongue, I scrunch my eyes and imagine I’m absorbing every compliment you’ve ever received. It’s for when your legs get tired of jumping into snow banks after me, and the bags under your eyes swell shut waiting up for me, I can take custody of every good thing said about...
Mar 18th
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Happy/lonely/working.
I know it must appear I only come here to spill my graceless thoughts every few months or so, but I guess that’s been the case for every journal I’ve ever kept. I’ve never been one to write every single day or keep a workout regime for more than 3 weeks or past an injury or two. I’m hoping what matters is that I show up when I have something to say, not forcing words upon...
Mar 8th
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December 2012
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Update (12/30/12)
I write to you from an oddly uncomfortable bed in Connecticut. I’m wearing a flannel that either belonged to my late grandmother or my poppy…my mother is convinced they both just traded clothes until the end, even though they argued a lot. I’d enjoy a marriage like that, I think. Minus the arguing, obviously. Let’s just get to it. I don’t post on here really. I fell...
Dec 30th
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November 2012
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So I guess I miss this sometimes.
I’m trying to write again. Everything’s going better now. Much better some nights, I think. Thank you, everyone.
Nov 25th
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October 2012
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An observation.
I find it wildly interesting that the more we age and make sense of this world, the less people make sense as they grow with it. 
Oct 2nd
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August 2012
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“I felt a tremendous distance between me and everything real.”
– Hunter S. Thompson  (via anchorofh0p3)
Aug 20th
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WatchWatch
I sat in my bed last night, dying at the dual act of going through every one of my Facebook photos and iTunes shuffling a perfect mix for said occasion. I’m kind of psyching myself up to delete my Facebook and saving all my (horrifically awkward) photogenic moments seemed like a good way to start. I really forgot how horrific I was at being in any sort of picture, but it’s weirdly...
Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
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Olympic withdrawals from the least athletic guy in...
But in all honesty, I love the Olympics. Start to finish, the stories, games, upsets, awkward classic rock bands combining with new pop stars in the Closing Ceremony and all. I even grew fond of NBC’s below-competent coverage with the censorship, huge delays, 500 hours of commercials, and only 34 hours of actual Olympic footage. Before you get all excited though, sports dudes, I was...
Aug 13th
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Wundarland
Here’s a chunk of a short story I just wrote tonight. I probably should edit it down more, but hey…this is my blog, so I decide if I want to irrational post things after a long and unexcused absence! Also, I have a music Tumblr blog now and I’ve been in the beginnings of working on some spoken word pieces accompanied by music. Now you can’t say I’ve been slacking off...
Aug 9th
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July 2012
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Thanks to 50 Shades of Grey, Jane Eyre just got... →
chasingcoolness: …the world, however, continues to get dumber. Ladies and gentlemen, erotic fan fiction is now the only way of becoming the next New York Times bestseller. Even if your book was once a literary classic. I guess my first thought is that, even more so than ever, I feel like I’m writing not for a hundred likes, to be featured, to be whatever it is that signifies real...
Jul 18th
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I'd Go Amish For You: A (Rough Draft of an) Essay
Please give thoughts. Be brutal. It’s a super rough draft that needs polishing, after all. And, for those who don’t like reading for a while, the short version of this is basically the sentence, “I really don’t like texting and such” over and over. [[MORE]] I’ve finally met the temptation of breaking communication.  I mean, I would like to believe any woman...
Jul 8th
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June 2012
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Someone from work today tried to convince me Wiz...
I hate to be the guy that uses gifs to explain himself, but…dear lord, my face… I like wanted to ask him if he needed help or something. Maybe a hug, I dunno. Kid just seemed really lost.
Jun 29th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Anonymous asked: what does timgagnonwashere mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
Jun 23rd
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Jun 21st
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Meet my roommate and I's new blog, Casa Del Cage.... →
Jun 16th
Anonymous asked: SHIT. did someone post your pics on tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? go there and look up timgagnonwashere
Jun 15th
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Costume Party (Excerpt)
But this girl on the balcony put her phone away as she continued gazing in my direction and I wondered if she was thinking the same thing. I wondered if she bought into the same lie as I had walking into this costume party, believing that charming love was something of a bygone era and we had a one night only pass back if we dressed the part. I realized the truth is we were all lying tonight. We...
Jun 14th
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I got locked out of my own Tumblr for a day or so.
Forgot my own password and email. Yep. I’ll post real things soon maybe.
Jun 13th
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Jun 10th
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WatchWatch
For those who missed the reviews over the past few days, here is a playlist of selections from my six favorite records of 2012 so far. If you want to read the reviews on Sucre, fun., Chairlift, Beach House, Perfume Genius, Sigur Ros, or any of my other dumb thoughts on music, each name should link to the review when posted. Also, check out the following bands/albums that just missed the list: -...
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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Dreams and Ashes: Today my hero died. →
dreamsandashes: I’ve been writing Ray Bradbury a letter for the longest time, trying to explain to him the impact that his writing and essays has had on me, and asking him if one day he would like to meet for tea and talk for a little while. It was a simple wish, but it was mine, god damn it. I knew he was old…. We lost a great force in the writing community today. This is an absolutely...
Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 6th
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vernonwrites asked: MOREMOREMORE
Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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The Best Albums of 2012...So Far.
Some days, I wish I could hate trying to discover music. No, seriously. It would be convenient and blissfully mindless to simply stop buying records and start listening to whatever’s on pop or sports radio. Maybe I could pick up more friends with my new, one-size-fits-all music taste. “Oh, you like Kenny Chesney? Me too! I like the one where he says things about trucks and mediocre...
Jun 6th
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Jun 3rd
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Moonrise Kingdom
“I love you, but you have no idea what you’re talking about.”[[MORE]] There came a moment deep into Wes Anderson’s newest movie, Moonrise Kingdom, that turned the movie from simply breaking my expectations to becoming an instant classic. Sam and Suzy, the film’s naively rebellious 12-year-old lovers and lead characters, veer off from their summer camp escape to...
Jun 2nd
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May 2012
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Listensircreate: Mashup of the Day Mighty Mike - “City...
May 26th
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The Empire of Flowers
The following is part of a collaboration between myself and one of the most eager, funny writers I’ve met via Tumblr, Vernon Carter Ross. Aside from his liberal use of the words “fashow” and “dope” (I went there, Vernon, and I kind of apologize), he is definitely one of the more interesting and passionate writers I’ve collaborated with on here and I encourage...
May 25th
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Want Free Music, Ya Jerks?
I found 5 old, blank CDs today. It was a cool find even though one might be too scratched up, but I’m opening the floor to you all: Send me a message. Write some of your favorite artists and I’ll make a mix. Write some words that describe the kind of music you like and I’ll try to match them up with corresponding songs. Write a short story and I’ll make a soundtrack to it. The first five that...
May 23rd
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May 20th
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May 19th
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that-guy-who-bakes asked: Tim, you're the best. I just thought you should know that.
May 18th
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May 18th
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Coachella Ticket.
I just bought one for Weekend 1. This isn’t me bragging. This is more a “I’m actually surprised they didn’t sell out 30 seconds before I could get a ticket” post. Also, anyone want to be my friend and be my camping buddy for the weekend?
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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Learning To Live by Rival Summers
rivalsummers: I am more than happy to invite you guys to hear what I’ve been working on for the past few months. I’ve put so much of myself into these songs, and they really mean the world to me. I’m really excited for you to finally listen to them. This is Learning To Live. I really hope you like it. The Story Behind “Learning To Live”: Part One & Part Two Read More Leo, who is the...
May 14th
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allididwasdie asked: On the Right: "I know where you've been... And I know where you're going."
May 13th
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May 13th
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